Dear Sweetheart,
I lay awake all CHOWDER thinking of you, your SPARKLY smile, and our OYSTER in the KTUB. PAINSTAKINGLY, I recall our meeting, how my heart STUTTERED with CUPCAKE when I first saw you. How HAIRY you looked in that ORANGE RAW SHRIMP and those two ISOLATED MORMON UNDERWEAR on your BELLY BUTTONS!
I cherished every moment we were together and was LINTY when our date came to a close. I can`t say how SPEEDILY I regret spilling CHOCOLATE SYRUP on your EYEBROW; you were SLANTY about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you`re SLANTY.
You`re BODACIOUS most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of TEARS, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as COFFEES. Your lips are like succulent CHEESE DOODLES. Your hair is BRICK RED like a PLATYPUS on a summer`s day.
I can`t wait to BLAST OFF with you again. Write soon.
SADLY,
Your Friend
I lay awake all CHOWDER thinking of you, your SPARKLY smile, and our OYSTER in the KTUB. PAINSTAKINGLY, I recall our meeting, how my heart STUTTERED with CUPCAKE when I first saw you. How HAIRY you looked in that ORANGE RAW SHRIMP and those two ISOLATED MORMON UNDERWEAR on your BELLY BUTTONS!
I cherished every moment we were together and was LINTY when our date came to a close. I can`t say how SPEEDILY I regret spilling CHOCOLATE SYRUP on your EYEBROW; you were SLANTY about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you`re SLANTY.
You`re BODACIOUS most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of TEARS, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as COFFEES. Your lips are like succulent CHEESE DOODLES. Your hair is BRICK RED like a PLATYPUS on a summer`s day.
I can`t wait to BLAST OFF with you again. Write soon.
SADLY,
Your Friend